The Very End - At least add Kyoto and aston to that list. They make for fantastic races! no one is ever on CTRA 2 (TBO server) I think this is probably due to it seeming to ALWAYS be on ky2 which is a horrid horrid little track.

I suggest lx4 (best handling and feeling car in all of LFS) on probably KY3 or, as people seem to get bored of long tracks (though it eludes me why)westhill, or so chicane route/so4. I know you will all hate these combos but oh well. This post won't make life easier for lx4 drivers wanting to race .

See you all on the track.

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My what a lovely picture! It's ruddy huge! it won't fir on any of the tracks!!

I win I win!!!!!!!

I sure hope they are used. SO is by far the best track in lfs. When you get it right it feels amazing just missing the walls at 130 mph by about 1 mm. *insert big grinning face here*

Sadly only icing for the cakes

Me making cakes while kitten works out how to murder me and get said cakes.

Me very hungover in Turkey.

Jesus the Stones all the way baby!

Umm also I may be the only person in the universe to absolutely HATE Queen! I don't know why (maybe hearing all thier songs everywhere for the past 2 decades) They fill me with dread and if i am forced to hear "Don't stop me now" sung at high decebels at a very nausiating distain, in my local again I will kill!.


Sorry i'm sure you all love the buggers.

I don't moan when I race

Or blame others for my lack of skillzorz!!!111.

Nick Heidfeld!

consistant always shows promise and hardly ever gets into trouble. Give him a good car and zooooooooom!

Robot!


Also I love the looks on the kids faces in the 1st pic haha. pure genius I would love to scare the Bejesus out of those kids every day. What a life!

"I have no legs"

To be honest it felt that way, I was very drunk.

It may be this. But without pictures you never really know.

http://forum.racesimcentral.com/showthread.php?t=299075

As will the other 2.5 ish million other currently out of work due to job cuts everywhere .

Half of you are worse than all the 3rd world dictators put together.

If you don't like Lert's threads DON'T OPEN THEM! you all saying "don't let him post O/T content, it makes me sick!

FREE SPEECH FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rudi people would never see it, you would be crashed into a tree miles before any main roads! (p.s. how is shot online?)

Hoodie is a +1 with me.

Twiglets? The ultimate snack, beats chocolate hands down!

George You sir are a moron.

Next time you want help don't just insult the people genuinly trying to help you. Saying the same thing over and over won't help, It probably means people didn't understand what the hell you were going on about at the start. Even when you did get good help you say that was right and you were wrong and then insult them saying they were talking shit.

These forums could do with less twunts like yourself. This forum used to be a very friendly place but now (thanks to people like you) it's just a place to go bashing other peoples views. I have to say I have never heard of you before and this may be a one off but either way grow a pair.

Best thread ever really. We have boobies, smoke, cars.............Only ugly little kids ruin this thread.

I thaught some shaved pussy would help this thread along.



Sorry if you don't like shaven pussy.

Are you going on servers that are a long way from Australia (Like CTRA for example ) That may be your problem.

Also porn in the background doesn't help.

wow even after the massive tax reductions thats alot more than my yearly wage (£8000ish) and thats before tax . ahh the joys of the lower class.

Quote from e2mustang :

or: Just because he is a muslim and black. I agree with the muslim part,the big and historical AMERICA's president a muslim,its just not right.

Does that mean if you suddenly got elected to be president (or a family member) you would throw it back and say "No man this ain't right!"? just curious.

Quote from e2mustang :

And i dont get this we need change! what change? the election comes soon,and many many ppl loosing their job,the banks going to zero etc.i hope that change is not gonna be this.

If you mean change will brutalize the economy even more then you I think may be wrong. It's the corrupt capitalists that have ruined thier own industry.
The capitalists have behaved like Hitler (hear me through I am not saying they are fascists). They push for the short gain and forget about the long term gain as they can juggle the numbers between hands and make it look like they have a good "ethical business". In reality they were fighting on many fronts and they took thier own businesses down, just like fascism did.
This new change could make or break America you may be the next third world country (Look at New Orleans thats practically third world still!).

Quote from squidhead :

You should comment on that when you see death caused by reckless driving in person... or even worse - a death of a closest friend (like I did) or a relative.... when you see THAT - I'd like you to say "Big deal, he just went 200 kph for a few seconds"
It's not that I wish you to see that (oh no, I'm not THAT much of a bastard), I'd like you to imagine a situation like that.... (By that I mean, take a seat, and imagine somebody dear to you being broken in pieces by a streetracer's car). Think about it...

This will not solve anything. I know it's upsetting to loose a friend, but nothing you say will stop him/her (Sorry I cba to find out) speeding. even if your going 60 mph you can still die instantly same with 30 mph or even 10 mph. Cars are dangerous we all know that. You have more chance of being killed in alot more ways than just cars. I know i'm rambling now so i'll be short.

Ignore these "stupid" people and enjoy your life. I would bring up the point about everyone having been a speeder at some time or another, But thats been braught up already and you seem to be some godly freak of a man who has never commited a cardinal sin.

Well good day I hope you don't want me to be brutally killed to death.........or maybe even worse................................



*EDIT* Oh and sorry didn't mean to pick on you, but your response caught my retnas.

Quote from CSU1 :

What the Fcuk?

What on earth provoked that random outburst?

Who where you callilg vile scum?

...I agree about the humorless swine bit but fail to see who you think lacks decency...

was going pretty well untill you stepped in sir

Take it all in good humour old bean.

Don't be drawn in by everyone's opinion or you will be an undone man very soon.

I mean jesus, laughter is the medicine of life. You have to roll with the punches so you can throw the other bitter twisted man down............ Not that you are a twisted man by any means.

Best Regards, Me.

Last edited by rich uk, Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:44.

You vile scum!

Leave this poor man to believe these ramblings. At least he has some decency and contempt for humanity. You swine long ago forgot about good humour in an effort to be labelled as good and decent men. You should all be thrown into the canal and have your decadent views on the community drowned out like Tony Blair sent out to Iraq on a peace envoy (Who would have thaught).

So learn to enjoy lerts idiosyncratic comedy and value him as a good protector of the human kind.